The Backup of TheBookofJoy.Blogspot.com, Just in case
Finally my favorite Chinese show of all time is back after the hosts were caught for taking drugs.
The question they were asking was :
What your wives advice you to do before you go overseas, away from your wives, to work on a movie?
A :
“我老婆叫我带多一点保险”
directly translated – My wife asks me to bring a bit more “insurance”
B :
“我老婆叫自爱多一点”
directly translated – My wife asks me to “love myself” more a bit.
Updates:
23/6 : Pictures/GIFs for 9 people
24/6 : Pics for Chong and Wei Han
26/6 : Updated for Wei Han and Lee Meng
27/6 : Lee Meng’s GIF by Tanzy.
Since quite a few people have been requesting for me to post some pictures, I have decided to finally do it now.
However, i only got hold of a few of the Characters’ pictures :
(Many of them are 4 years old, except for the “mystery” one. That’s newly taken. I will slowly update them when i get more.)
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his lame jokes.
Also, he is called Ulu Meng by Wei Han.
(Ulu is a Malay slang which means a backward/lagging area or in the countryside, i think. This means that Wei Han is saying that Lee Meng is like a kid from the jungle.)
*Wei Han stays no more than 100 metres away from Lee Meng. They live in the same residential area.
Shaun Low Jin Yang
He’s one of the co-authors. In his own words, calls his childishness his “charm”. Now he says that his excuse for being lame is that it is his “charm”. He’s always full of it (excuses, not charm). The idea of the joyous title come from him.
LOW low LOW low LOW low LOW low LOW low
Okay, it was only supposed to be 8 ‘low’s but there’s 5 sizes of words~
(Largest, Large, Normal, Small and Smallest)
Ken Low Jin Wu
Shaun’s younger bro. A DotA noob. He once told he that he should have a blog too and likes this blog. As a thank you, I told him to go make thebookletofjoy. I understand how he is treated as a younger bro. I have an elder bro too.
Low Jin Jer
Aka Ginger. Blood Brothers too? Why not? 5 bros and sisters in da house and 5 dogs ( i think)
Tanzy
The other co-author. The sadist. He has the amazing ability make the whole class of people who range from respected prefects to serious stern prefects to laugh their asses of, usually by making remarks so hurting yet honest about someone it lowers their self esteem to that of a homeless beggar. That’s why its funny.
JS/Jie Xian
The remaining co-author who is the pioneer for being called lame. Pity him. Lee Meng thinks he started the era of lameness that has swept 5K and has, like every other epidemic, spread uncontrollably. JS laughs at the irony. He reads and speaks a little mandarin but sucks at Cantonese. And he calls himself a KL boy. Shame on him.
Wei Han
Lee Meng’s neighbour who is notorious for having a “universal-sized” hand. i.e. its one size that fits all “cups” if u know what he means. (Yes it is his own words)
He live in the same residential area as Lee Meng, whom he labels as Ulu Meng (Refer to : Lee Meng).
When I ask him about it, he said in his defence : “Only his area ulu, my one okay.”
Teow Wei Kwang
A guy who has the ability to embrace lameness, produce lameness and laugh at lameness. To bad he doesn’t even come close to Lee Meng’s producing skills, until recently. He has an ability to woo the girl with a guitar too.
Foo Tun Hong
The nice chubby guy who is really quite good at dancing. i envy him. i envy all the possibilities to create profanities with his first, middle and last name, as pointed out by Shaun.
i.e. Fookimak, Tun niama and Hong ka chan.
Foo Tun Kai
Tun Hong’s blood brother. He looks like him and talks like him. But there is a more solid and undeniable evidence :
i.e. Kaininia
Leo Wen Pul
His real name was supposed to be Leong. But his great-grandad from China wasn’t a great speller. So he gets a unique surname which sounds cool as a result of his great-grandad’s error.
He said, “Wey JS, make my one longer pls.” We all know his 1 is short and he probably said “make my desciption longer” but i cant help but giving hime the Foo’s treatment –Profanities.
i.e. Pulkimak.
I have to thank him for something though, (from the Box Of Joy) :
LeoAkaLion: Shaun thats why i looking at u la. i try to make u to notice -wat he written on the board that time- (if only i can erase the back part)
Err. . .i mean this.
LeoAkaLion: i went to all my mom’s branch and set all those computer homepage to bookofjoy. thanks me xD
Thanks you Leo!
Leo(ng) still looks the same now.
Matthew Ooi (fat one)
Another contributor. A “heavy” contributor at that. Pun intended 
He’s so soft that he can be our very own mobile pillow.
Pang Yoke Fei
aka Pang Sai. This guy doesnt get angry easily, hope he doesnt aftter reading this. sorry pang.
Pang is the one the left. Matthew ( fat one) is the one on the right, looking like a hamster or a tupai/squirrel.
Wow its such a conincidence that i happened to introduce Pang right below Matt.
Low Zi Heng
Aka Lowzy. When asked by Wei Kwang’s mum on the reason behind why is his name “lousy”, he replied, ” I like it cause it’s unique”
Chong
Some of you may know him by the name of Afiq bin Latif. He’s a drummer for a local band that i support : Aural Joint. So he’s a temporary drummer who was called a hot-drummer by a blogger. Big deal. He’s a fan of Hock Seng’s blog too. In his own words ” Hock Seng your blog very nice!”.
To whoever who wants to know ths History of Chong, click here, not there.
Kelvin Kum Mun Wye
For more than 6 months, i could’ve swore i saw his name tag that says his name is spelled as such. Then i found out that its actually Kum Wen Wei, after calling him Mun Wye more than 6 months -.-
Then again, i dont really see his name tag often. Thats probably cause its below my eye level. Waatuduuu… he’s so short. And lala. He has lala written all over him and his friendster. But luckily he has a big non-lala heart. That makes him my favourite lala. Just love my fav quote of his.
Hock Seng
A blogger who uses English so bombastic, you’d have to have a dictionary in front of you. Once you got past that, it doesn’t get any easier understanding. Maybe its just my fault. i dont know. But i know one thing, i trust him. Seriously.
Now for the 5A’ers
Woo Xian Lum
Yes its a real name. a surname. He’s known to the 5A’ers as Woo Xian Lame, for a good reason.
He said this in the Cbox:
Cold_Speaker: I am Roxen, came from parkson, never talk nonsense..And may I join this parkson?
Lester
We call him Les. Love his name too. Someone once pointed out that he will be “pervertized” (credits to Siah Say Yeong) if u add a “Mo-” in front of his “Lester”. Its no wonder why he looks like one. Definitely interested in the culinary arts. Really aim high when it comes to that. Too often he mentions cooking at 3 am after bathing at 12.30am. But it’s not any ordinary Maggie mee that he’s cooking, no. He just takes some mussels from the fridge and does whatever he wants with it.
When asked doesn’t his mom have something to say he just says “It’s gonna be eating later anyway so why not end its suffering?” Yes hes talking about the mussel in the fridge.
However, his culinary skills were put to the test and i think the results were obvious. We all know now how very much (little) knowledge he posseses about the subject.
Click the link below for the proof.
Lester : The Chief Chef of Hilton (revised and recoloured to make reading possible -.-)
Ian
The guy who said “But someone has to be lamer.” when i argues that lameness is in everyone’s blood. Of course he’s lame too. He’s part of the cast. Love his 1 fantastic quote but i wont put it here for his sake. “Aghk!”
Ryan
Somehow similar to Tanzy in certain ways, except that he is a whiz at maths, in the sense that the add maths teacher couldn’t possibly deduct more than 10 marks from his add maths paper. That’s because you cant deduct marks from a blank answer script. You simple dont give any. “Aghk!”
Ken Chang
The guy who pioneered the sarcastic ‘haha’ whenever he detects lameness. Too bad i seldom have the chance to ‘haha’ him back. Shaun’s sisters called him cute once. Too bad he misunderstood it. “Aghk!”
Anson Chee
Repeat as fast as u can for 10 times : “Anson Chee, bye bye!”
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ome call him the short one. Especially Ian. I remember it clearly. Ian was all laughing at Anson but when i looked closely, Ian isnt much taller than him. In fact, they are almost equally tall and beautiful. Waaatuduuu… its Ian.
After listening to my first live Bleach OST, Im grateful to not have a name like dAnson. I mean Anson.
Since i left out Anson at the start, I give him record length character description. Nah!. “Aghk!”
(All the characters are not listed in order of importance they are listed alphabetically)
*”Aghk!” is pronounced as a cross between the sound of a crow and a duck’s quack.
Here’s an extra bonus pic i happend to stumble upon one fine day. His identity is a mystery that has baffled all of us for aeons.
What’s the opposite of right ?
Wrong
What’s the opposite of left ?
Came
*crickets*
this 1 is from Chei Thai :
why do Malays like to eat their food with hands ??
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coz…..
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their legs very dirty.
-_-
yes, its KKK* with the silent asterisk so that it is not to be confused with another klan.
DISCLAIMER
BY READING ANY FURTHER IF YOU ARE PROVING THAT YOU ARE NOT AFFILIATED WITH:
1)The Ku Klux Klan
2)The Botak Gang/Geng
3)The Crew Cut Clan
4)Anyone who uses a “c” when it is actually a ‘k’ sound (in the beginning of a word)
There’s loads of benefits being a klansman :
Fire and foremost, you will have the ability to have a karpet-like surface so that you kan massage your hand anytime, anywhere.
But the big difference is that you kan aktually what a karpet is going through when it’s being rubbed. For you, the kombination of hand & head goodness kan only be deskribed as orgasmic*.
*There are videos proving just that. That is soon to come.
And if you only fokus on the top portion of your head, you’ll look exaktly like them other stars.
Eg. : Will Smith, Akon, Justin Timberlake, etc.
I’ll prove it.
Here’s a few pics. I bet you kan’t pick out which of these is a pic of me.
Or this?
Quick! Pick one before you proceed further.
Scroll down for the originals
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Ahahahaha. Konned. XD
Its really easy to identify a klansmen :
He responds to the call “botak” and certain species, like the lestus siewpien have been sighted to have a tendency to rub its head when laughing.
After many weeks, many unexpected people have joined us by shaving their heads. A definite proof of peer pressure in action.
Without further ado, here’s a group photo of some of us!
From left to right, top row : JS, Shaun, Tun Hong, Tanzy, Lee Meng, Anson, unknown ugly handThis post was taken and edited SetapakKopi.blogspot.kom. Here’s the link to the original post.
….. And we leave you with a Hidden Mickey =D
From left to right : Wei Han, Tun Hong, Lester Siew aka. Lestus SiewpienKlick here to see an enlarged image!
Try to spot the Hidden Chee Fong too!
(You’ll need to view the enlarged image to spot him)
riddle from my dad :
(you need to know Mandarin to answer this riddle)
A B C D
A B C D
between A and C which one is taller ??
after a very long time,
none of us can answer
and then he finally reveal the answer………
A 比 C 底
A 比 C 底
One of her jokes reminded me about another incident when I was playing Warcraft.
A few players were chatting in a chat channel. It all happened very quickly.
A : What do you call a deer with no eye?
A : No Idea!
C : lol
B : lol
C : What do you call a lion with no eye?
A : Lon!
B : lol
C : What do you call a tiger with no eye?
B : tger!
A : tger!
C : What do you call a giraffe with no eye?
A : graffe!
B : graffe!
C : What do you call a shellfish with no eye?
A : Shellfsh!
B : Shellfsh!
C : Wrong! Shellfishes don’t have eyes.
One of her jokes reminded me about another incident when I was playing Warcraft.
A few players were chatting in a chat channel. It all happened very quickly.
A : What do you call a deer with no eye?
A : No Idea!
C : lol
B : lol
C : What do you call a lion with no eye?
A : Lon!
B : lol
C : What do you call a tiger with no eye?
B : tger!
A : tger!
C : What do you call a giraffe with no eye?
A : graffe!
B : graffe!
C : What do you call a shellfish with no eye?
A : Shellfsh!
B : Shellfsh!
C : Wrong! Shellfishes don’t have eyes.
One of her jokes reminded me about another incident when I was playing Warcraft.
A few players were chatting in a chat channel. It all happened very quickly.
A : What do you call a deer with no eye?
A : No Idea!
C : lol
B : lol
C : What do you call a lion with no eye?
A : Lon!
B : lol
C : What do you call a tiger with no eye?
B : tger!
A : tger!
C : What do you call a giraffe with no eye?
A : graffe!
B : graffe!
C : What do you call a shellfish with no eye?
A : Shellfsh!
B : Shellfsh!
C : Wrong! Shellfishes don’t have eyes.
Thanks to YIENy for the following jokes ….
What’s a deer with no ‘eye’ ?
No I-dea !
Why are penguin white on the front and black on the back ?
Because their hands are so very small , they can only clean thier front !
What’s the animal who is the most stingy ?
Horse – because when they gallop , there’s the sound ‘ ke-de-kut kedekut kedekut ‘
