This is a REAL EXAM ANSWER by the almighty Wei Kwang. Seriously.

The question was a 完成故事. This was the given 开头.

Here’s a snippet. It’s directly after the beginning.

Here’s the links to the essay.

Another of WK’s wonderful answers :

In an essay some time ago, he used the phrase “法歌“

Bio paper 2 : Name the structure labelled X (the answer is corpus luteum, something like that)

His answer : Dragon Ball

I will translate it later. The sad part is that many Chinese terms do not convey the same message in english.

Actually, his mandarin is good but we all wonder what made him do this in his mid year examminations.

Thanks to Ian for helping me find the needed tool in Photoshop~