These are from a chat channel in mIRC

ben174> : If they only realized 90% of the overtime they pay me is only cause i like staying here playing with Kazaa when the bandwidth picks up after hours.

chrislmb> : If any of my employees did that they’d be fired instantly.

ben174> : Where u work?

chrislmb> : I’m the Chief Technical Officer at LowerMyBills.com

*** Ben174 (BenWright@LowerMyBills.com) Quit (Leaving)

t-wolf> man, my girlfriend left me for some faggot named Robert

rdawg20> you don’t live in Hope Mills do you?

t-wolf> ya, why man?

rdawg20> lol, just wondering, was her name Alisson?

t-wolf> you m*th*r f**ker