None are mine.

“I tried setting my hotmail password to penis. It said it isn’t long enough.

“I got kicked out of Barnes and Noble once for moving all the bibles into the fiction section.”

“Where you from? Circus?”

“When a flat chested girl hugs you, she’s holding you closer to her heart.”

“You Enjoy Myself“

i8b4u : d-_-b

bonynomore : how u make that inverted b?

bonynomore : wait

bonynomore : never mind