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This is a REAL EXAM ANSWER by the almighty Wei Kwang. Seriously.
The question was a 完成故事. This was the given 开头.
Here’s a snippet. It’s directly after the beginning.
Here’s the links to the essay.
Another of WK’s wonderful answers :
In an essay some time ago, he used the phrase “法歌“
Bio paper 2 : Name the structure labelled X (the answer is corpus luteum, something like that)
His answer : Dragon Ball
I will translate it later. The sad part is that many Chinese terms do not convey the same message in english.
Actually, his mandarin is good but we all wonder what made him do this in his mid year examminations.
Thanks to Ian for helping me find the needed tool in Photoshop~
Lee Meng, again……..
one lame morning,
Lee Meng pop out and say ” He is a BAD player”
Us: ” Why ?”
Lee Meng points at a guy holding a racquet and say
“Becoz he plays BADminton”
Us: -____-
Today in school during recess , Srigiritharan came up to me suddenly and this conversation took place..
Sri : ” *sigh* , see you la , Germany lose already la ! “
Me : ” ?? I dont support Germany what “
Sri : ” Then who you support ? “
Me : ” *trying to be funny* Brazil “
Sri : ” Haha , Brazil lose also right ? “
Me : ” *wth ?* Euro got Brazil ke ? “
Sri : ” O ! “
Everyone around starts to laugh
Sri : ” I was talking about World Cup 2002 la actually you…..”
Then his voice was drowned out by the laughters of the people around as he desperately tries to save himself , The End. Too bad i dont have a pic of Para’s uncontrollable laughter upon hearing Sri’s blurness
These are from a chat channel in mIRC
ben174> : If they only realized 90% of the overtime they pay me is only cause i like staying here playing with Kazaa when the bandwidth picks up after hours.
chrislmb> : If any of my employees did that they’d be fired instantly.
ben174> : Where u work?
chrislmb> : I’m the Chief Technical Officer at LowerMyBills.com
*** Ben174 (BenWright@LowerMyBills.com) Quit (Leaving)
t-wolf> man, my girlfriend left me for some faggot named Robert
rdawg20> you don’t live in Hope Mills do you?
t-wolf> ya, why man?
rdawg20> lol, just wondering, was her name Alisson?
t-wolf> you m*th*r f**ker
None are mine.
“I tried setting my hotmail password to penis. It said it isn’t long enough. 
“I got kicked out of Barnes and Noble once for moving all the bibles into the fiction section.”
“Where you from? Circus?”
“When a flat chested girl hugs you, she’s holding you closer to her heart.”
“You Enjoy Myself“
i8b4u : d-_-b
bonynomore : how u make that inverted b?
bonynomore : wait
bonynomore : never mind
A new foreign teacher was unable to control the class.
The students were talking and laughing loudly without giving any attention or respect to him.
The teacher can’t stand it anymore,
He wants to send the noisiest student out of the class, but don’t know how to put it in English…
Then, he came up with a brilliant idea………
He went near the noisiest student and shouted “follow me”. The student followed out of the class.
Now the teacher turn back and shout “Don’t follow me!! ” and went inside the class.
Wei Han caught Lee Meng sleeping and he asked me to flim to make Lee Meng look stupid while he humiliates Lee Meng.
Wasted the quality isn’t good enough. Cannot see Wei Han’s face clearly at about 40 secs or so.
It’s a Taiwanese show, set in Taiwan where people don’t really speak English much.
They were talking about tuition classes in their childhood.
A says :
In my tuition centre, English class, they taugh me this song :
“What you want for dinner? I want reese.
What you want for dinner? I want reese.
I want reese. I want reese.”
[Everyone laughs at A]
B says :
I thought it’s rice?
A says :
I don’t know, I pronounce it as reese since that is what they taught me.
B says :
I also have a friend who definitely came from the same tuition centre as you.
We were in a restaurant in Canada when the waiter asked my friend :
“Are you finished?”
He replied :
“No, no. No”
[Shakes head, waves his hand and crinkles his nose]
“I’m James.”
Chuan Zheng was hiding behind the door when …
To Chuan Zheng : =P
Wei Han : “36 seconds. watering the gorilla.”
